Grill, sausages, your brother-in-law, disco at max volume, a quick smoke, and neighbor-hunting - “Polish Simulator” is coming soon to Steam!
“Polish Simulator” is a one-of-a-kind simulation game that drops you right into the midst of modern Polish life. You’ll move to a seemingly peaceful neighborhood of single-family homes, greeted by a nosy neighbor across the street (proudly showing off his brand-new “Passati”) and a nearby “Stonka” supermarket luring you in with daily discounts. You’ll be scheming to outsmart everyone and annoy your neighbor, as well as save a few pennies - but watch out for the police, especially if you decide to toss a firecracker into the lake for some “quick fishing”!
Master of improvisation
You’ll embody a true master of improvisation, juggling a limited budget and trying to earn respect (or envy) from your neighbors. In Polish reality, hard work isn’t always what counts—it’s all about clever tricks. But beware: every decision has consequences, and your growing reputation could quickly draw the attention of that jealous neighbor and the local authorities!
Never-ending fun
In “Polish Simulator,” you’ll enjoy a whole host of typically Polish activities:
- Tasks from minor fixes to bigger projects around the house and yard – setting up furniture at your brother-in-law’s place is no problem, especially when there’s always a drink at hand—it’s practically a Polish tradition.
- Budget management – should you buy brand-new, top-shelf tools, or roll the dice with used ones on sale at “Stonka”? What really matters is saving enough cash for the next beer.
- Goofing around with your brother-in-law – from drinking duels to bragging about who grills the best sausage, a true Janusz knows you’ve got to prove your superiority in every field.
- Scoring bargains before the store closes – every cent you save is a blow to your neighbor’s pride! If you grab the last discounted pork neck, just leave him with… empty shelves.
“Polish Simulator” isn’t about overworking yourself; it’s about staying crafty and minimizing expenses. After all, you need to afford a good cold one while making sure your neighbor has it worse. You don’t have to drive the newest Passat—just make sure yours is better than his! And if that scoundrel bought a shiny import straight from Germany, well, time to give it a little “upgrade” with some carefully aimed bird droppings.
Typical dilemmas for a true Polish “Janusz”:
- Snagging deals at “Stonka” – fight your way to grab the last sausages for your BBQ, or play the gentleman and let others leave with full carts, hoping their food spoils before they can use it?
- Keeping up with the neighbor – when he buys a new TV, do you get an even bigger, flashier one?
- Weekend fishing – toss a firecracker into the lake to speed up your catch, or wait patiently with your rod, risking that you catch nothing and become the neighborhood laughingstock?
- Neighborly relations – greet him with a big smile and a friendly “hello” while secretly plotting how to make that “thieving scoundrel” suffer. However you dream it up, make it happen—he deserves it!
- Frugality vs. extravagance – buy a new washing machine to show off to the family, or stick with your 15-year-old unit and put the savings toward another bottle of vodka for your sausage party?
In “Polish Simulator,” life is one big game of appearances—and a constant rivalry with that spiteful neighbor across the street. Will you opt for honesty, or resort to cunning (maybe even crazy) methods? Above all, make sure you come out on top… with a full grill, a happy brother-in-law, and the best discounts tucked safely in your pocket!
The game will be available in both Polish and English language versions. Polish Simulator release date on Steam will be announced soon.
Polish Simulator (Steam):
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3447730
Additional materials (screenshots, banners, etc.):
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1c0tnk2E3JaHWEWPIySvtm8OQ3MKR-G_T?
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Basic Information:
Title: Polish Simulator
Genre: simulation, retro, lifesim
Developer: Simplicity Games
Publisher: Simplicity Games
Language: Polish, English
Release date: TBA (PC Steam)
Minimum Technical Requirements (PC Steam):
Operating system: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5-3320M @ 2.60 GHz / AMD Ryzen 3 3200u
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics card: AMD Radeon HD 5000+
Simplicity Games is an independent Polish studio based in Rzeszów, founded in 2014. The company specializes in creating games for mobile devices and consoles. On Android and iOS devices, games from Simplicity Games' portfolio have been downloaded by over 30 million players. The studio is known for highly-rated titles such as Ski Jump Challenge and Volleyball Challenge.