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THQ Nordic Shelves the GOAT: Goat Simulator: Remastered Hits Stores Today!

Stockholm, Sweden / Vienna, Austria, March 25th, 2025 - Coffee Stain and THQ Nordic are excited to announce that the physical edition of Goat Simulator: Remastered is out now for PlayStation 5, available at an SRP of $29.99/€29.99.


Yes, you heard that right. The most chaotic, goat-fueled sandbox experience finally has a proper box – perfect for displaying next to your other serious, highbrow titles. This special edition comes packed with re-ram-ped graphics, gloriously weird physics, and a whole barn-load of DLCs that have defined a generation of questionable gaming decisions.


Included in this baaa-rilliant collection:

 
  • GoatVille – The original stomping (and headbutting) grounds.
  • Goat City Bay – Coastal mayhem, goat-style.
  • Goat MMO Simulator – Because even goats deserve a fantasy RPG.
  • GoatZ – Zombies, survival, and goats. What could go wrong?
  • PAYDAY – Plan and execute the perfect goat heist.
  • Waste of Space – Finally, a space game where physics make even less sense.
  • Buck to School – Relive high school… but this time as a goat.

As always, Goat Simulator: Remastered stays true to its roots – which means bugs are still 100% included (and proudly considered a feature). Expect the same ridiculous, open-ended fun where you can lick, launch, and obliterate anything in your path. Whether you're headbutting pedestrians, causing intergalactic chaos, or just flopping around aimlessly, one thing is guaranteed: it will be gloriously stupid.

The physical edition of Goat Simulator: Remastered is available today for PlayStation 5. Visit your favorite retailer today and make sure to secure your copy before the other goats get to it first!

Order your copy at the THQ Nordic Store: https://thqn.net/GOAT-order


About Goat Simulator: Remastered


Goat Simulator: Remastered is the remaster no one asked for. It comes with everything you loved about the original game and more, with new and improved visuals, updated textures, shiny new lighting, and some brand-new foliage showing off the finest in advanced goat simulation technology. We've also completely reworked Mutators, allowing you to pick and choose whichever "goat" you desire from a handy in-game menu. You just have to catch them all first!


There are also less exciting new things, like general optimization and bug fixing - but we promise we mainly fixed the boring ones.


Key Features:

 
  • You can be a goat… again - No really, that’s still the main selling point
  • A brand spanking new mutator menu that lets you mix and match goats to your heart's content - if your contentment means abominations
  • As buggy as you remember - just because it's a remaster doesn’t mean we haven’t left in an unhealthy dose of physics-based bugs because why not?
  • All DLCs included - we could have sold them separately to you again, but if we’re honest this is already a cash-grab
  • New and improved graphics, lighting, VFX and animations - as well as revamped foliage for the prettiest leaves you’ll see in a Goat Sim game excluding Goat Simulator 3


Disclaimer:


Goat Simulator: Remastered is a completely stupid game and has been a completely stupid game since we first invented goat simulation over 10 years ago. We’ve said it before, but you should absolutely be spending your money on something else, like a neat hat, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.